Camp Showers

Get Naked, Get Clean, Get Out

From chemical waste to your camp at buring man. Only the wrongest showers in town.

Just kidding, it was only Dog Food flavoring, not chemical waste. But it was a bitch to clean.

Dos and Taboos

Do this in the shower
Don’t Do this in the Shower
  • Clean Yourself
  • Get wet
  • Shower in the heat of day to cool off
  • Stick a body part through the glory hole
  • Tell a Camp lead if there is water sitting anywhere in the black catch basin
  • Shower before doing Drugs
  • Shower with a friend
  • Have Sex in the shower
  • Pee or Poop
  • Leave garbage in the shower
  • Smoke in the shower
  • Let the water overflow the catch basin without saying something
  • Uplug ANYTHING on the shower to plug your shit in
  • Drink the shower water
  • Let non camp members take showers
  • Disposal of grey water in the showers can overload our grew water storage is cause of immediate dismisal from camp
  • Use of drinking water to bathe in the showers can overload our grey water storage and is cause for immediate dismisal from camp

Push My button, baby!

Hitting the red button turns the water on and off. Its that Simple.

You get 3 blocks of 30 seconds of water flow.

Wrongtown has turned the showers off some years due to exxcessive water usage or grey water accumulation. The kitchen and showers use the same fresh and grey water capacity/storage.

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